Skinny Bitch

One day I was sitting having my lunch by a pond and I saw a beautiful dragonfly (or damselfly?... googled it - a dameslfly it is!) flitting around, so thin, so, vibrant, so delicate... I sat for a while admiring it until it flew off and was replaced by a bloated, squat, ugly fly who started trying to land on my sandwich. Would this fly be envious of the slender damsel? If insects were human - hell yes! In reality though the shit-eating hairy beasty probably hasn't even considered the situation, too busy trying to eat it's own puke off of my lunch.